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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."
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"did you know jesus was irish? true story, he never held a job, had twelve drinking buddies, and his mum thought he was god....."
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky."
"What's 6.9? A good thing screwed up by a period"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"
"Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea? Because Boston has all the cups!"
"I don't like drive-thru's I think it's money out the window."
"I have six words for you."
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"