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"[At restaurant] I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! But I'm on a diet so... [To waiter] Do you have diet horse?"
"[Bethsaida 28 AD] BAKER: Such a huge crowd...I'm gonna sell so many loaves ""Five loaves please"" BAKER: Huh? ""Jesus is here"" BAKER: Sonuva"
"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"
"What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent? A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!"
"How many Nazis does it take to screw in 6 million lightbulbs? One. The rest were just following orders."
"People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with ""lol"" should be shot."
"What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !"
"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."
"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."