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Joke of the Day

"[Bethsaida 28 AD] BAKER: Such a huge crowd...I'm gonna sell so many loaves ""Five loaves please"" BAKER: Huh? ""Jesus is here"" BAKER: Sonuva"

"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"

"""I really regret not taking up bow hunting"" I think as my neighbor fires up his chainsaw at first light."

"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."

"What do zombie vegans eat? ... Grains!!!"

"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."

"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."

"Note to self: Next time your migraine specialist asks ""How's your head?"" Don't reply with ""No man has ever complained."""

"They found Ellen Degeneres dead today. She was face down in Ricki Lake. Did I do it right this time?"

"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."