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Joke of the Day
"What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !"
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"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."
"Welcome home, half-empty bottle of diet coke. Meet your family: Salad dressing, expired creamer & mysterious takeout container."
"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"
"A button on my car broke... Its a pressing matter."
"I think I just had my first orgasm? I was shaking and my legs were shaking and everything. Then I just realized that wasn't a orgasm, ""THAT WAS A EARTHQUAKE!"" :'("
"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."
"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"
"I polled a bunch of horses asking them if they wanted equal rights as humans. Oddly enough, they all said nay."
"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"