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Joke of the Day
"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."
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"People who love Trump hate themselves. Or Mexicans."
"What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat? ""Men, get in the boat!"""
"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."
"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"
"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."
"What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww"
"By iPhone 30, you'll have a choice. Whether to buy an iPhone or an island in the Caribbean."
"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"