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Joke of the Day
"What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park"
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"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"
"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."
"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."
"Next time a conspiracy theorist says, ""That's what they want you to think,"" say, ""No, but that's what they wanted you to tell me."""
"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"
"""Girl, if I have to put my love for you in numbers..."" It will be cincuentas."
"What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest? uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU"
"""I can't eat all of that!"" ... and other lies I tell"
"I'm aging like an avocado. By the time I finally noticed my prime it was too late."