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Joke of the Day
"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."
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"Its no longer the little birdy that told you something. now days its ""i seen it on facebook."""
"I have coffee before looking at art. Brews before hues."
"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."
"Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work"
"I went to an ice hockey game at the local leper colony There was a face off in the corner"
"Pessimist : The glass is half empty Optimist : The glass is half full Feminist : The glass is being raped"
"Do you have porridge for breakfast? Kevin Bacon"
"An American cop stops a man driving. ""Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"" ""Umm, no?"" ""Neither do I"" *cop shoots man 6 times"""
"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."