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Joke of the Day

"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."

"Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"What's Santa's favorite snack? A crisp Pringle"

"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"

"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"

"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."

"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"

"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."

"Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner? Because someone stole his boat."

"I've started going to AA (Illiterates Anonymous)"