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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"

"I'm well pissed off with my neighbour today. Yesterday he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over at full blast. I wouldn't mind normally, but it was all night long."

"The quickest way to immigrate to America... Is on a one way ticket to Mexico."

"Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself."

"Did you hear about the fight between Haydn and Beethoven? You didn't? Neither did Beethoven."

"The words synonym and antonym are antonyms. Well played, antonym."

"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"

"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."

"Will net neutrality be defeated? Is the Gangnam Style finally over? Is Tupac really alive? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"

"Three advantages of Alzheimers One: You meet new people everyday. Two: On Easter Day you can hide your own eggs. Three: You meet new people everyday."