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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"
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"Congratulations, Americans who write ""Cheers"" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than ""Sent from my iPhone"""
"What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors? A chicken sedan."
"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."
"i think it's ironic that #youdonthavealife is trending on a social networking site."
"Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset? Business was dead."
"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."
"What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it"
"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"