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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."
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"What do you call a dog magician?"
"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer doesn't complain when you push a 3 1/2"" floppy into it."
"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"I like my steak like my women With my dick in it."
"probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet"
"Bought a water at the airport and now one of my kids can't go to college."
"I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort."