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Joke of the Day
"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."
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"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"
"A guy orders a pizza He asks ""How long will the pizza be?"" The waiter replies ""About 12 inches."""
"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"
"Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide"
"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"
"What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer? Leukemia Skywalker."
"[marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No."
"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"
"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."