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Joke of the Day

"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."

"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."

"what did the router say to the doctor? It hertz when IP."

"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"

"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."

"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"

"riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: ""on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam"" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL"

"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."

"Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!"

"What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head"