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Joke of the Day
"Picture me eating dinner. Wrong! Louder. Drunker. Even more backup dancers."
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"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"
"Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people."
"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."
"POLISH JOKE Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator? For people that don't want anything to drink"
"I love to watch the look of panic on my husband's face when I pull a pair of panties out of my drawer and say, ""um, these aren't mine."""
"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."
"Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed"
"Somewhere along the way, I stopped trying to gain friends,,and just started enjoying reading and writing posts."
"I never buy a new couch without first seeing what it looks like with five loads of laundry piled on top of it."