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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere along the way, I stopped trying to gain friends,,and just started enjoying reading and writing posts."

"My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her...."

"You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life."

"How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis? Drop it like its hot."

"Cop: ""Any idea why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""you've got a fat guy fetish?"" Cop: ..."

"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."

"My Dad's Motto My dad always lived by the motto ""work hard, play hard."" Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction."

"Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"

"So a guy comes into my bar for a beer... I give it to him and he says, ""Hey! There's a fly in this!"" Embarrassed I look and say, ""Oh no, that's just Gnatty Lite."""

"my book club evolved into a fight club so gradually I almost didn't notice"