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Joke of the Day

"Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed"

"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."

"Yes or no question On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?"

"Fajita poop, fajita poop! How dreadful are thy splashes!"

"Parenting tip: Unplug the microwave before dropping acid because you'll inevitably put the baby in there for safe keeping."

"Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe."

"I was on the subway when someone sneezed on me. I was so disgusted, I turned to him and said ""People like you make me sick."""

"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"

"What do you call oral sex with a fresh corpse? A David Blowie."

"Why do owners of muffler shops sleep so good at night? They're exhausted."