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Joke of the Day

"What did a Vegetarian Cannibal eat? Stephen Hawking."

"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"

"What is the name of that disgusting, hairy and mostly useless piece of flesh that dangles around the vagina? Your mom."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning."

"I saw a black man drop his wallet today. I opened it up, chased him down the street and said,Mr Jones? He said, No that's not me."

"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."

"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"