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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning."
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"My girlfriend has been waiting for me to finish my book about old clocks for ages. When I finally gave it to her, all she said was ""It's about time!?"""
"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"
"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."
"yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals"
"Forced to use Axe Shampoo & Conditioner this morning and now my hair is high fiving people and calling them Braaaah."
"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"
"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."
"People who make up phrases and try to pass them off as popular sayings are just throwing meat to the monkeys in the middle of a maelstrom."