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Joke of the Day
"Why do hunters close one eye before shooting? Because if they close the other, they can't see!"
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"Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered."
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"I used to have a fear for speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it. Edit: Why is this flaired as dirty?"
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"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."