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Joke of the Day
"Girl to boy. Girl: What's up ? Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it ?"
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"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"
"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"
"I say no to alcohol every day. It just doesn't listen."
"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."
"What do you call a gay date mixer? A meat-and-greet."
"It takes a village to raise a child so I dropped the kids off at my neighbors house with a note: ""your turn"""
"What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"
"Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar Unfortunately, one was a salted"