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Joke of the Day
"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"
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"Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn."
"I hit Jesus with a water balloon and he said it hurt. So I told him to walk it off..."
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAIIIINS"
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"Sometimes I make myself feel important by thinking in a British accent."
"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I put a dollar in a jar. On Valentine's Day I use what I saved to buy a gift for her."
"Sometimes I yell at my stepladder, ""You're not my real ladder! You can't tell me what to do!"" And then I kick it. Feels good."
"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."