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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"
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"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."
"I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet."
"I decided to leave work an hour early today You should have seen the look on the co-pilot's face when I grabbed that parachute."
"I always thought Hamlet was the story of a small pig."
"What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."
"It's goofy when people pretend to zip their mouth closed to indicate keeping a secret. ""Your secret is well guarded... behind a zipper"""
"Why did Donald Trump buy a Wu Tang Clan shirt? Because Wu Tang sounds more cosmopolitan than Ku Klux."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin out and throw it back"
"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"