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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"Do you know poop is tapered at one end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."

"Why did the model pee herself? She was all dressed up with no place to go!"

"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"

"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."

"[at a bar] me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal girl: no me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building"

"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"How do you make an egg roll? Push it"

"Maybe this is the vodka speaking, but Hi! I'm made from potatoes!"