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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of that disgusting, hairy and mostly useless piece of flesh that dangles around the vagina? Your mom."

"Why is reddit so liberal? Because upvotes are to the left"

"Sorry I hung up on you, I didn't mean to answer the call."

"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."

"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"When I think about you, I touch myself..... ......I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache..."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Huey Huey who? I'm me, who are you"

"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"