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Joke of the Day
"How did the sperm cross the road? I put the wrong socks on today. ^(credit to /u/jackster_)"
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"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."
"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."
"Why was the shower crying It was being used."
"What do you call an Asian Terrorist group? Rice-is"
"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"
"People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking"
"Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!"
"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."
"I like my women like I like my rice... Hot, white, and with my meat in it."