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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian Terrorist group? Rice-is"
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"I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs."
"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."
"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"
"My wife told me that she isn't very happy with our sex life. A small part of me disagrees."
"Thought you guys might enjoy this.. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?"
"It's like these birds don't even know that it's the crack of fuck on a mother fucking Saturday morning."
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."
"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."