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Joke of the Day

"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."

"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: He wanted to win the no bell prize!"

"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"

"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 8 9"

"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? ....The food was great, but there was no atmosphere."

"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."

"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"