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Joke of the Day
"People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking"
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"The teacher asked Jimmy, ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus."
"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."
"Like on Amazon or in our house? [My response when my wife asks me if I can find something for her]"
"Unemployment jokes aren't funny They just don't work"
"How can transportation be improved in Harlem?? By moving the trees closer together."
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' But maybe I'm overreacting."
"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""