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Joke of the Day

"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."

"What's four inches long and drives women crazy? A 100 dollar bill you pervert!"

"""Hey."" ""Hey."" ""What's up?"" ""Nothing."" END OF CONVERSATION."

"What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !"

"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."

"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"

"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "

"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"

"My uncle went to Ireland on holidays but didn't have time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"

"Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the ""No Fry"" list."