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Joke of the Day

"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."

"Ladies what's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Enough to break the ice. *winks*"

"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."

"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"

"Hey, are you -273.15C? Yeah, I'm 0K thanks."

"I was in the mall the other day, and suddenly I found myself on the top floor ""Boy"", I thought to myself, ""that sure escalated quickly"""

"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"

"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."

"What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde ""hide and go seek"" contest"