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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."
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"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"Anyone have any jokes about Rats? Need some good ones!"
"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prints."
"For school I had to write a thousand word essay So I drew a picture"
"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."
"Two potatoes on a street corner There are two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says I-da-ho!"
"The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series. I mean, the fifth book was dead serious."