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Joke of the Day

"Step 1: Pick a movie title Step 2: Add ""in my pants"". Some friends and i have had hours of fun with this."

"Where should you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"

"What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)? Turn off the Playstation."

"Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found."

"What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose."

"Why can't the Chinese be Nazis? Two Wongs don't make a Reich"

"Grandma catches Bobby beating-off Stop it! Don't you know you can go blind from that? Gee gram, can't I just do it till I need glasses?"

"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"

"What do you call tree sap that won't stop running? Forest gunk."