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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the Chinese be Nazis? Two Wongs don't make a Reich"
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"He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs."
"Some guy just read the funniest joke he's read all week, and then down-voted it. This joke is about him. What do you call an internet addict full of negativity? You don't. No one calls him. Ever."
"Sex is like fishing... You gotta know how to handle the rod!"
"What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight? Trans fats."
"""why didnt you come to the Halloween party?"" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year."
"Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil."
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole :("
"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"
"When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, ""HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."""