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Joke of the Day
"Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found."
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"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"
"[Family Dinner] Me: Grandma, please pass the updog. Sister: *Pinches bridge of her nose* Grandma: What's updog? Me: Not much, how about you?"
"What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like bullshit."
"HER: You look so nervous. ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture."
"What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take? Vitamin ""D""."
"Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw... ...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo"
"Did you hear about that new supervillain, The Weather Man? I hear he's taking the world by storm"
"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."