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Joke of the Day
"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"
Next Joke
"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"
"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."
"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"Hey street performer, try juggling life and a real job"
"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
"Why are there windows on the back of French Tanks? So they can watch the battle."
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."
"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"