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Joke of the Day

"What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)? Turn off the Playstation."

"What is the greatest shock ever? While having sex with pregnant woman a hand grabs your dick from inside."

"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."

"What's large, grey and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"I didn't know it was Earth Day I'm usually in the dark on it..."

"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."

"What do Far Cry 4 and The Big Lebowski have in common? I hate the fucking Eagles, man!"

"What no running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."

"What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very hungry."