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Joke of the Day

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"

"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."

"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."

"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go."

"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""

"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""

"Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside"

"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."

"What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident? Fission chips."

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