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Joke of the Day

"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""

"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."

"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"

"My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines at the pizza joint & shit like that is why I'm never sober."

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"

"(fully aware that i am always more tired after a nap than i was before) this time will be different"

"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"

"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"

"What do you call sex with an ex? sex"