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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked ""Have your eyes ever been checked?"" ""No"" said the worker. ""They've always been brown."""

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, ""Dude, I think we're being followed."""

"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."

"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her."

"What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it the day after your divorce comes through."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."