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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between being horny and hungry? The difference is where you put the cucumber."

"I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine. Credit: Quirk."

"Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium."

"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"

"What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while? The Game."

"On The Topic Of Relationships Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."

"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."

"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"

"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"

"My wife said, ""Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?"" I said, ""well, you are in a wheelchair""."