56186
Joke of the Day
"Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days"
Next Joke
"Japan's Woman Soccer Team"
"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."
"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."
"What's Hitler's favorite Chinese food? Lo mein kampf"
"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."
"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"
"That awkward moment when people text you first and then don't keep the conversation going."