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Joke of the Day

"MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home......."

"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"

"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."

"I stepped on two raccoons today, but I'm just gonna play it cool and wear them as slippers for the rest of my life."

"Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it."

"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."

"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."

"8/11 Never Forget What? Too Soon?"

"What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry."

"I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna"