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Joke of the Day

"A bubble floats into a bar . . . The bartender asks, ""What do you want?"" The bubble says, ""Pop."""

"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."

"I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"

"What's black, white and red all over? An interracial home abortion."

"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"

"I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while."

"A married couple where each has a doctorate degree is a paradox."

"The difference between dead babies and vegetables? I don't eat my vegetables."