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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"

"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"

"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."

"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"

"KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening."

"Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub... and my sister commented that the hair on her privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that ""grass don't grow on a racetrack""."

"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He gets a pencil and works it out."

"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."

"Don't read part A backwards Its A trap"