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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."
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"TIL: Studies have shown that people who annually experiance more birthdays tend to live longer. 'The more you know'"
"My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack."
"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""
"ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, ""What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"" The politician replied, ""Shhhhh -- just pay it."""
"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"It must have been very risky for pirates to slightly burn all the edges of their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."
"Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early? Because ""Ay papi!"""
"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."