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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early? Because ""Ay papi!"""

"Leather jackets are great for sneaking up on people. They're made of hide."

"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist"

"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"What did the vegetable say to the dj? lettuce turnip the beet"

"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"

"Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart."

"I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone."

"Girlfriends are like phone apps They come with in-app purchases, and need the reassurance of updates to function well."