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Joke of the Day
"I work at a coin factory. It just makes cents to me."
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"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""
"You know what i hate the most about Sex Ed? that he's been convicted of several cases of sexual assault"
"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."
"Why did the gay guy cross the road? Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave."
"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."
"How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it"
"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute"
"""Take off your corduroy shorts so I can blow you,"" said no chick, ever."