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Joke of the Day

"I always go to the fattest kid at the concession stand to buy popcorn at the movies because he knows how to butter it properly."

"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."

"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."

"It was just White Floyd until that one red sock got mixed in."

"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."

"What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire? A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it."

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"

"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."

"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"