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Joke of the Day

"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks I'll never part with it !"

"Britney Spears' career That's the joke."

"The difference between dead babies and vegetables? I don't eat my vegetables."

"Q: What goes: click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" click click click ""Now? FUCK!"" etc... A: A blind guy working a Rubix cube."

"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they!"

"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."

"What do you guys think of polar bears? I think they all white."

"Did you hear about the linoleum factory in France that exploded? The locals call it Linoleum Blown-apart."

"Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me."