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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile do on a Saturday night? Netflix and chill-dren."
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"Relationships these days are like Birthdays....Once the Cake is Eaten, the Party's Over...!!!"
"What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!"
"What do James Cameron and M. Night Shamylan have in common? Icy dead people."
"As a kid I could never understand why my mother would not let me play near the train tracks across the street from my house. Then it hit me."
"I'm a fan of Star Wars. So at lunch I saved my pork for last so I could have Ham Solo."
"My dad went to Vietnam He single-handedly shot and killed 32 north vietnamese. Next year we're going on vacation somewhere else. Edit: spelling"
"I never could have made it to my sixth Twitter anniversary without the support of my wife and kids, whatever their names are."
"*Reversing my car* Ahh, this takes me back."
"I had to dump my cross eyed girlfriend I think she was seeing someone else"