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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
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"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"
"I wish 1992 Dr. Dre would come back from the past and beat the shit out of 2012 Dr. Dre for charging 300 bucks for a pair of headphones."
"""Can I get a do-over?"" - Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life...."
"Did you hear the one about the Virgin marrying the Supermodel? Yeah, me neither.."
"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."
"""Maybe connect two monocles together? Pretty good idea. I have to write this down."" - the guy that invented the pen"
"When you anticipate, you make an ant out of I, ci and pate."
"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."
"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."