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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated"

"person: what is your dog's name me: he won't say"

"If I'm ever dangling off a cliff and your hands are full of mikes hard lemonades you better give me one so i can be refreshed on my way down"

"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"

"I like to mix things up a bit and go to a fast food place and complain that there isn't enough pubic hair or fingernails in my food."

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."

"I don't like dodecahedrons They are too edgy for me."

"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"

"My son touched my leg & said ""so soft!"" Then he asked for his IPad back & I gave it to him. Girls aren't exactly rocket science, guys."