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Joke of the Day

"Free Willy.....Again?!?!?! Why da phuq! Did they have to ""free Willy"" so many f***ing times?!?!"

"""Action, camera, lights!"" - dyslexic and now unemployed director"

"I'm capable of having female friends. We can totally snuggle naked and I won't try anything funny."

"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"

"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? There,Their,They're"

"Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her."

"What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common? They're both a pan o' Tony."

"At first I hated my new haircut... but it's growing on me."

"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."

"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"