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Joke of the Day

"Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals? Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records."

"""Sure, you could bury it but hear me out."" Taxidermy is invented."

"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."

"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."

"What do you call a bear in the middle of the road? A bear-icade"

"Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed? Does any of this really matter..."

"Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank? So you always have access to cold hard cash..."

"I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh."

"Wanna hear a joke? Western Feminism."

"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"