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Joke of the Day
"What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have? 404"
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"Interviewer: What's your strength? Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours."
"LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it. Because the camera always adds 10 pounds."
"Irish Nessie Over in Ireland, in a lake near Dublin, thay have their own Nessie. It's a monster that likes to ring doorbells. It's a knock-less monster."
"My girlfriends period is on my birthday. Why does she always have to be so anal about everything?"
"have i ever told you your smile reminds me of a song? black and yellow"
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."
"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."
"""open up, this is the police!"" ""well, I've felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I'm sad all the time-"" ""no the door open up the door"""
"Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me."